U.S. "S-election," Bad Eisegesis and The End Times

D.A. Ho of Babble-on Vs. Orange Man Bad

Well, the US S-election is less than a week away and people are making all sorts of wild predictions, not only as to who will win, but will happen to the whole world as a result of it. Some folks are predicting a (trigger-warning) “Trump” victory will mean that America has been turned over to the dark side and will devolve into some sort of Fascist dictatorship. Others are predicting that a Harris win means a Communist take over and fundamental transformation of America from the land of the free and home of the brave into the land of the deceived and home of the depraved, as promised by Red Diaper Baby in Chief Barack Obama, is now complete. In other words, it’s a no win situation and we’re all in Deep Kimchee!”

With so many people making wild predictions left and right, I thought I’d do my part and use a little bad “Eisegesis” to give this whole situation a “Biblical” take that I think maybe a lot of folks are overlooking! And why not, American’s think they are God’s chosen people and that the US is the promised land anyway so why not give it a go. I mean, everyone knows that they “believe” (absence of the word “think” deliberate) world revolves around US. Anyway, from my vantage point, the Republic is in its death throws and so to play the Devil’s advocate and simultaneously quote one of Satan’s minions: “What difference, at this point, does it make?” OK, here we go!

Now according to the Bible, we are warned about a couple of bad actors during the end times that people should be very wary of. Specifically, there is a great dictator referred to as “The Beast” and some woman that fornicates with lots of powerful people who is referred to as the “Whore of Babylon!” Now, admittedly, maybe this is just me, but even though the Beast and the Whore of Babylon are both metaphors, I think we may have two solid candidates for both of those positions. So what if they happen to be candidates for the Presidency of the US!

Now we need to remember that at best, even with the scriptures to guide us, the best we can do is to “see through a glass darkly” and so we don’t, and probably won’t ever, have all the information necessary to make a 100% spot on prediction of what will transpire in the coming days, weeks or even months ahead so, please bear with me as I make an attempt to do a little tongue-in-cheek reading of the tea leaves here and see where we can take this. Hang on!

Let’s look at these two characters who are so important to the end times prophecy and see where they match up with both Former President Donald J. Dumpsterfire and his opponent, Vice President Kamel-toe Harris. I think some of you may find this interesting. Others among you might find it a little funny. The rest of you will probably write me off as a crank or just another heretic. Oh well, I’ve been called worse. This will be short so here goes.

The Beast:

The “Beast” of Revelation is often linked by most Bible Scholars directly to the Antichrist himself! If you listen to most DemocRATS and their mouthpieces in the “Ministry of Propaganda” a.k.a. (Mainstream Media), calling (trigger-warning) “Trump” the antichrist would be considered by most people to be a compliment! Never mind that every Reprobate Party Candidate from POTUS down to Dog Catcher has been called a “Racist” since Nixon defeated Humphrey. It probably goes back even further than that, but that’s about as far back as I can remember so forgive me if I left anyone out. But with (trigger-warning) “Trump” they’ve pulled out all the stops and compare him directly to Hitler and most people agree with the idea that Hitler was an antichrist figure.

Most Bible Scholars tell us that this Beast would rise up from among a bunch of kings and subdue them. Arguably, this has already happened as evidenced by the way Donald J. Dumpsterfire cleared out about 300 or so wannabe Republican dictators during the 2016 primaries as well as his surprise upset victory over the most qualified person ever to seek the office of P.O.t.u.S. (emphasis on the POS mine) in the personage of Hitlery Cling-on.

Next, we’re told that this beast is supposed to suffer from some form of fatal head wound and miraculously survive. Butler PA anyone? He’s not supposed to regard women either. Grab em by the pü$$¥ anyone? Think about it folks, just look at all the stuff attributed to this so-called “Beast” from revelation and “The Donald” pretty much checks them off. If on the odd chance he doesn’t, give it time, we’re still in the game and it’s not over till it’s over.

The Whore of Babylon:

Now what about this woman in Revelation that’s called the Whore of Babylon? If you thought the connections between the Beast and the Donald were weird, you ain’t seen nothing yet. First of all, a whore is a woman who sleeps around for money and/or power. Willie Brown anyone? Hello?? Kamel-Toe has no talent. She, like her pal Joey finished near the bottom of her class in law school and rose through the government ranks by providing certain “services” in exchange for political favors that came in the form of her being appointed to various boards and political offices. The only offices she ever actually won were for California Attorney General and Senator. Were it not for the loyal patronage of Wille Brown in a one party state like California, it’s doubtful she would have gotten beyond the D.A.’s office to which she was appointed!

But here’s where it starts to get really stupid. It says that the Whore rides the beast. And I’m not talking about her and the Donald doing the nasty. There’s not enough eye bleach on the planet to get that one out of your head if you let it get there. Now, you can debate whether or not it was legit, but in 2020, the Donald was forced to vacate the crib at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave and he was so pissed that he didn’t even bother to stick around for the bogus inauguration. Granted, this is a stretch on that one point but nevertheless, I’m gonna just say it that the whore and Dementia Joe “Railroaded” the Donald right out of town. They rode him dirty!

But here’s something worth considering too. Not only doesn’t Kamel-Toe NOT have a shed of talent or ability, apart from you know what, she can’t speak worth a damn because she’s stupid. She’s also lazy and blames her staff for all of her own screw ups. That’s why so many of her staffers have left! Further, everything she says, including her answers to the easiest of softball questions offered up to her by a fawning press turns into an inane word salad that that makes Dementia Joe’s final debate performance look Shakespearian in comparison. She babbles on like a babbling idiot!

Conclusion:

Donald J. Dumpsterfire is literally Orange Hitler! I know this has to be true because the news reader on my TV who’s dedication to his craft is on par with the athleticism of your average gender studies professor told me so it just has to be true. That’s why Dementia Joe keeps trying to put him in jail. Well, that and to keep him and his crackhead kid out of jail too, but you get the point. It’s also why the deep state keeps trying to assassinate him. He’s a Beast!

As for Kamel-Toe Harris, she is a lazy no talent former D.A. who slept her way to the top and speaks in word salads so confusing that even Ralphie’s Little Orphan Annie Decoder Ring couldn’t decipher them! Put all of her best attributes together and that literally makes her “D.A. Ho of Babble-On!”

Whether you know it or not, we’re watching Bible prophecy unfold right before our very eyes.

Prediction:

Finally, for now anyway, there’s a lot more that could be said than just this little bit but, the Bible also says that the Beast will hate the whore and destroy her. So forget the polls, they’re as rigged today as they were in 2016 and this coming S-election is too, just ask old Joe. But because the bible predicts it, that is why I think that Donald (trigger-warning) “Trump” will win come Tuesday because this time, it will be a landslide win that’s just too big to rig.